echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(via spork)

 73121
11 Apr 14 at 10 am

lokezandtokez:

yomamasalizard:

Brid

I’d buy 20.

lokezandtokez:

yomamasalizard:

Brid


I’d buy 20.
 214490
11 Apr 14 at 10 am

bigbootybitch420:

bueno:

is this breaking bad

jesse looks so young in the first season aw

(Source: thehuglife, via ciydemcim)

 19253
11 Apr 14 at 1 am

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 910451
10 Apr 14 at 12 am

unshaped:

whatarewewatching13:

I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

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 437836
07 Apr 14 at 9 pm

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

(via owloveyouforeva)

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

image

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

image

image

image

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

(via d-a-n-i-e)

Ross: Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: I got off the plane… but died after 15 years of beautiful marriage you’re free to re-marry Carol who btw is not a lesbian now it was just a phase. Lol. Bury me in Prada. bye.
 125718
28 Mar 14 at 12 pm

what’s going on

(Source: cgpjokes, via lastforalifetime)


what’s going on